HELLO MY NAME IS...

BRETT GRAHAM

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bringing solutions to people who need them when they need them on the day they needed them, after they've hired me.

 

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WELCOME to BRETT, my site where tomorrow's future begins and today's technology meets you. I am Brett I am avaiilable for hire but first you want to know what kind of a man you are hiring. PERUSE my beliefs, and then find at the bottom of my page all the information you're looking for to hire me.

 

=-'BRETT'S NEWS' upadate-=

 

=-'FRUIT MYSTERY'-=

 

=-DOG SOLUTION-=

 

=-"WHY  I DONT LIKE RICE"-=

 

THINGS I BELIEVE
THINGS DO I LIKE THEM? HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM?
CATS YES 7/10
pinball YES 7/20
PINEABLE YES 7/10
BICYCLES YES DEPENDS
FEATHERS YES 7/10
BOTTLES NO THEY BREAK TOO EASILY
CHAIRS YES 8/10
POTATOES YES 7/10
RABBITS YES 8/10
OFFICES NO 3/10
MOVIE YES 7/10
lemonade mix yes 7/10
THE MOON YES "VERY PRETTY"
LARGE BOOKS NO 4/10

 

TOAST

NO TOO DRY CUTS MY MOUTH
CARS YES 7/10
TAPES YES 7/10
TRAINS YES 8/10
SEWERAGE YES GOES BACK ONTO TREES
DINOSAURS YES 7/10
MARBLES YES 6/10
TEACHERS NO 3/10 OKAY
SLIPPING NO 4/10
DUCKS YES 7/10
MUSIC ALWAYS 5/10
CLOUD SOMETIMES 7/10
STRATBERRY YES 6/10
WIND YES 7/10
ROLLED DOG YES 8/010
FERRIS WHEEL NO 3/10
BADGERS YES 7/10
CDS YES 5/10
WHITE NO 2/10
TAPE MEASURE YES 7/10
TERMITE YES THEY EAT HOUSES 7/10
SHARPS NO 3/10
COLOURFUL PICTURE OK 5/10
WATEMELLONS NO 3/10
RED TELEPONE BOOTH YES 7/10 SUPERMAN
SKULLS NO 3/10
SEE-SAWS NO DANGEROUS 3/10
CHUPACHUPS YES 7/10
THE DONKEYKONG YES 7/01
BANANS YES 7/10
REMOTE CONTROL CAR YES DON'T RAM MY FEET 7/10
SINGLE CHEESE NO 7/10
PANA JES YES 7/10 FOR SLEEP,
CIRCETRY NO MEANS YOU BROKE IT
FOOD YES USUALLY 9/10 OR 5/10
LOBSTER NO DANGEROUS 3/10
A STICK YES 7/10
RUNNING YES 8/10
ROCKETS YES 7/10
LOTS OF LITTLE THINGS NO 3/10
CLOWNS NO SCAREY 3/10
BANK NO 3/10
STEAK YES 7/10
THE TOILETS NO 2/10
CANCER NO OLD PEOPLE 3/10
THE TV YES CARTOONS IN THE MORNING 7/10
SOAP NO 3/10
A WHEEL OF CHEESE YES 7/10
GLASS WINDOWS YES BUT BE CAREFUL 5/10
ORAGNE NO HARD TO OPEN 4/10
BIRDS YES 5/10
NEWSPAPERS NO 4/10
RIBBON NO 5/19
MONKEYS YES DEFINETLY 9/10
PENCILS NO 4/10
LONSDALE ST YES 7/10
THE PAC MAN NO BORING BORING 1/10 NO NOTHING
APPLS YES 7/10
BLUNDERSTONE BOOTS NO 3/10
CHINKEN YES 8/10
JARS NO 3/10
FAST PEOPLE WHO RUN BY MY WINDOW NO 3/10
GRASS NO 3/10
LASERS YES 7/10 WATCH OUT THOUGH
SHIRTS NO BUTTONS -3/10
A MARSHMELLOW YES 8/10
BALL NO 3/10
PERSIANS YES 7/10
A KITE NO TOO HARD 3/10
PIGS NO 6/10
BALD MEN NO 3/10
RED JELLY YES7 7/10
COACOANUTS YES 8/10
BLIMPS NO 3/10
TREES YES THEY DRINK WAYER AND MAKE AIR
MAGIC NO 3/10
MOTORCYCLES YES LIKE A SMALL CAR REALLY
HANDGUNS YES 7/10
CANS OF BEANS YES 7/10
NECKLACE NO GARISH 3/10
BRICKS YES NICE RED COLOUR 8/10
A CHICKEN WING YES IF YOU HAVE A LOT 7/10
INDIANA JONES YES HERO
CHURCH YES 7/10
BAKING STONES NO 3/`0
SALSA YES 5/10
PRISON YES 7/10
FLUERESCENT PAINT YES NOLVETY VALUE IS 7/10
GROIN INJURIES (THE BALLS() NO A MEDICAL EMERGENCY 1/10
SOUP YES 9/10
LIMES NO 3/10
A BASEBALL NO 3/10
TASTEBUDS YES NECCESARY TO TASTE 8/10
A GUITAR NO 5/10
SHOOTING STAR YES NEVER SEEN ONE THOUGH 7/10
BOB DYLAN YES 8/10
DEAD HORSES AND PONIES NO 3/10
NINJA TURTLES YES OF COURSE 7/10
KIWI SFRUIT NO LIKE A LITTLE ANIMAL 1
BANDAIDS YES 7/10
MIRRORS YES LOTS OF HOURS OF FUN 8/10
OPENING DOORS YES "A NECCESARY EVIL" 6/10
MEXICANS NO NOISEY AND HARIEY
WATERSKING YES LOOK LIKE FUN 8/10
VOMIT YES 7/10
TROUSERS NO TOO MUCH HASSLE 3/10
GRAVY YES 7/10
NINJA MEN YES 8/10
DRY CLEANING NO DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS 3/`10
WALLETS YES 7/10
SILVER YES 8/10 A BASIC METAL
KIDNEY STONES NO 3/10
DEEP-FRYING YES FISH, MEAT, ANYTHING 7/10. SPRINGROLLS TOO
BEEPING NO 4/10
GARLIC POWEDER YES 7/10
AMEOBEA NO TOO LITTLE 3/10
DRINK OF WATER NO 3/10
A BUNCH OF GRAPS YES 7/10
VOLLEYBALL NO 5/10
SOMERSAULTS NO 3/10
KNIFE YES 7/10
KOALA BEARS NO 4/10 OR IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND 7/10
AMERICANS NO SMELL LIKE CHEESE 4/10
CURRY YES 7/10
SINGALONGS NO 3/10
FALLING INTO A BUSH YES 7/10
PAPER AEROPLANES NO- HARD TO MAKE THANKS 3/10
BAGS YES 7/10
PAWPAW NO YUCK 2/10
LOAVE OF BREAD YES FRESH BAKED 7/10 OR LESS
PARACHUTE NO 3/.10
CORAL YES 7/10
GELATO NO 3/10
WALNUT YES 7/10
SAFEWAY NO THEY ARE NOT THE FRESH FOOD PEOPLE THERE WAS MAGGOTS IN THE EGGPLANT I BOUGHT THERE THANKS 1/10 OR MORE LIKE NOTHING

 

Here is the game I had to make for my parents / the police and the Zoo. "Fruit Mystery". It cost me one thousand dollars to make.

 

This IS A WORKING SOLUTION FOR YOUR DOG, DONT THORW HIM IN THE RUBBISH!!! HE's OK. WITH MY HELP

 

Here are some of the pictures I have taken with my camera...

 

After you've read my pictures, now you're interested in hiring me for consultancy / photographer(weddings, party-dj/funereals, etc.) / web desing. Well click here please for further details.

 

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