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-rw-r--r--Makefile7
-rw-r--r--README.markdown1
-rwxr-xr-xgames/acq3
-rw-r--r--games/acq.sed2
-rw-r--r--man/man6/acq.618
5 files changed, 30 insertions, 1 deletions
diff --git a/Makefile b/Makefile
index 3f579764..c96311ab 100644
--- a/Makefile
+++ b/Makefile
@@ -63,6 +63,7 @@ all : git/gitconfig gnupg/gpg.conf
clean distclean :
rm -f \
+ games/acq \
games/kvlt \
games/zs \
git/gitconfig \
@@ -71,6 +72,10 @@ clean distclean :
mutt/muttrc \
tmux/tmux.conf
+games/acq : games/acq.sed
+ bin/shb games/acq.sed sed -f > "$@"
+ chmod +x "$@"
+
games/kvlt : games/kvlt.sed
bin/shb games/kvlt.sed sed -f > "$@"
chmod +x "$@"
@@ -169,7 +174,7 @@ install-finger :
install -pm 0644 -- finger/project "$(HOME)"/.project
install -pm 0644 -- finger/pgpkey "$(HOME)"/.pgpkey
-install-games : games/kvlt games/zs test-games install-games-man
+install-games : games/acq games/kvlt games/zs test-games install-games-man
install -m 0755 -d -- "$(HOME)"/.local/games
install -m 0755 -- games/* "$(HOME)"/.local/games
diff --git a/README.markdown b/README.markdown
index 5b58f443..92d198cc 100644
--- a/README.markdown
+++ b/README.markdown
@@ -378,6 +378,7 @@ There's some silly stuff in `install-games`:
* `aaf(6)` gets a random [ASCII Art Farts](http://www.asciiartfarts.com/)
comic.
+* `acq(6)` allows you to interrogate AC, the interplanetary computer.
* `kvlt(6)` translates input to emulate a style of typing unique to black
metal communities on the internet.
* `rndn(6)` implements an esoteric random number generation algorithm.
diff --git a/games/acq b/games/acq
new file mode 100755
index 00000000..51936eae
--- /dev/null
+++ b/games/acq
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+#!/bin/sed -f
+# Interrogate the interplanetary computer.
+s/.*/THERE IS INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER./
diff --git a/games/acq.sed b/games/acq.sed
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..650fdedb
--- /dev/null
+++ b/games/acq.sed
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+# Interrogate the interplanetary computer.
+s/.*/THERE IS INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER./
diff --git a/man/man6/acq.6 b/man/man6/acq.6
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..78bd6c0e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/man/man6/acq.6
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+.TH ACQ 6 "August 2016" "Manual page for acq"
+.SH NAME
+.B acq
+\- interrogate AC, the interplanetary computer
+.SH USAGE
+$
+.B acq
+.br
+How may the stars be prevented from going out?
+.SH DESCRIPTION
+.B acq
+allows you to pose questions to AC, the interplanetary computer. Suggested
+topics include the inevitable fate of the universe and whether its ultimate
+destruction through entropy is truly inevitable.
+.SH SEE ALSO
+<http://multivax.com/last_question.html>
+.SH AUTHOR
+Tom Ryder <tom@sanctum.geek.nz>