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+let s:paths = [
+      \ $HOME.'/.fortunes',
+      \ $HOME.'/.local/share/games/fortunes',
+      \]
+highlight Fortune
+      \ term=NONE
+      \ cterm=NONE ctermfg=248 ctermbg=NONE
+
+function! fortune#() abort
+  if !has('unix')
+    echoerr 'Only works on *nix'
+  endif
+  if !executable('fortune')
+    echoerr 'Missing "fortune" executable'
+  endif
+  if !executable('timeout')
+    echoerr 'Missing "timeout" executable'
+  endif
+  let limit = &columns - 1
+  let command = [
+        \ 'timeout',
+        \ '0.3s',
+        \ 'fortune',
+        \ '-s', 
+        \ '-n', 
+        \ limit,
+        \]
+  for path in s:paths
+    if isdirectory(path)
+      call add(command, path)
+      break
+    endif
+  endfor
+  let fortune = substitute(
+        \ system(join(command)),
+        \ '[[:cntrl:]]\+',
+        \ ' ',
+        \ 'g',
+        \)
+  echohl Fortune
+  echo fortune
+  echohl None
+endfunction