Boxtom

I took some time off work in . My colleagues took the time to create an effigy of me (Fig. 1).

Two cardboard boxes have been taped together, one on top of the other, on a desktop. A face with a manic expression has been drawn on the topmost one. A beard and long hair has been fashioned from newsprint.
Fig. 1: Boxtom, in all his manic glory.

While I can’t deny this is a good likeness, I’m told Boxtom did a poor job of managing the morning coffee order in my absence. His less argumentative stance on shells and text editors did not compensate for this shortcoming.