HELLO MY NAME IS...
BRETT GRAHAM
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bringing solutions to people who need them when they need them on the day they needed them, after they've hired me.
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hello how do you do today
WELCOME to BRETT, my site where tomorrow's future begins and today's technology meets you. I am Brett I am avaiilable for hire but first you want to know what kind of a man you are hiring. PERUSE my beliefs, and then find at the bottom of my page all the information you're looking for to hire me.
=-"WHY I DONT LIKE RICE"-=
| THINGS | DO I LIKE THEM? | HOW MUCH DO I LIKE THEM? |
| CATS | YES | 7/10 |
| pinball | YES | 7/20 |
| PINEABLE | YES | 7/10 |
| BICYCLES | YES | DEPENDS |
| FEATHERS | YES | 7/10 |
| BOTTLES | NO | THEY BREAK TOO EASILY |
| CHAIRS | YES | 8/10 |
| POTATOES | YES | 7/10 |
| RABBITS | YES | 8/10 |
| OFFICES | NO | 3/10 |
| MOVIE | YES | 7/10 |
| lemonade mix | yes | 7/10 |
| THE MOON | YES | "VERY PRETTY" |
| LARGE BOOKS | NO | 4/10 |
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TOAST |
NO | TOO DRY CUTS MY MOUTH |
| CARS | YES | 7/10 |
| TAPES | YES | 7/10 |
| TRAINS | YES | 8/10 |
| SEWERAGE | YES | GOES BACK ONTO TREES |
| DINOSAURS | YES | 7/10 |
| MARBLES | YES | 6/10 |
| TEACHERS | NO | 3/10 OKAY |
| SLIPPING | NO | 4/10 |
| DUCKS | YES | 7/10 |
| MUSIC | ALWAYS | 5/10 |
| CLOUD | SOMETIMES | 7/10 |
| STRATBERRY | YES | 6/10 |
| WIND | YES | 7/10 |
| ROLLED DOG | YES | 8/010 |
| FERRIS WHEEL | NO | 3/10 |
| BADGERS | YES | 7/10 |
| CDS | YES | 5/10 |
| WHITE | NO | 2/10 |
| TAPE MEASURE | YES | 7/10 |
| TERMITE | YES | THEY EAT HOUSES 7/10 |
| SHARPS | NO | 3/10 |
| COLOURFUL PICTURE | OK | 5/10 |
| WATEMELLONS | NO | 3/10 |
| RED TELEPONE BOOTH | YES | 7/10 SUPERMAN |
| SKULLS | NO | 3/10 |
| SEE-SAWS | NO | DANGEROUS 3/10 |
| CHUPACHUPS | YES | 7/10 |
| THE DONKEYKONG | YES | 7/01 |
| BANANS | YES | 7/10 |
| REMOTE CONTROL CAR | YES | DON'T RAM MY FEET 7/10 |
| SINGLE CHEESE | NO | 7/10 |
| PANA JES | YES | 7/10 FOR SLEEP, |
| CIRCETRY | NO | MEANS YOU BROKE IT |
| FOOD | YES USUALLY | 9/10 OR 5/10 |
| LOBSTER | NO | DANGEROUS 3/10 |
| A STICK | YES | 7/10 |
| RUNNING | YES | 8/10 |
| ROCKETS | YES | 7/10 |
| LOTS OF LITTLE THINGS | NO | 3/10 |
| CLOWNS | NO | SCAREY 3/10 |
| BANK | NO | 3/10 |
| STEAK | YES | 7/10 |
| THE TOILETS | NO | 2/10 |
| CANCER | NO | OLD PEOPLE 3/10 |
| THE TV | YES | CARTOONS IN THE MORNING 7/10 |
| SOAP | NO | 3/10 |
| A WHEEL OF CHEESE | YES | 7/10 |
| GLASS WINDOWS | YES BUT BE CAREFUL | 5/10 |
| ORAGNE | NO | HARD TO OPEN 4/10 |
| BIRDS | YES | 5/10 |
| NEWSPAPERS | NO | 4/10 |
| RIBBON | NO | 5/19 |
| MONKEYS | YES DEFINETLY | 9/10 |
| PENCILS | NO | 4/10 |
| LONSDALE ST | YES | 7/10 |
| THE PAC MAN | NO BORING | BORING 1/10 NO NOTHING |
| APPLS | YES | 7/10 |
| BLUNDERSTONE BOOTS | NO | 3/10 |
| CHINKEN | YES | 8/10 |
| JARS | NO | 3/10 |
| FAST PEOPLE WHO RUN BY MY WINDOW | NO | 3/10 |
| GRASS | NO | 3/10 |
| LASERS | YES | 7/10 WATCH OUT THOUGH |
| SHIRTS | NO | BUTTONS -3/10 |
| A MARSHMELLOW | YES | 8/10 |
| BALL | NO | 3/10 |
| PERSIANS | YES | 7/10 |
| A KITE | NO TOO HARD | 3/10 |
| PIGS | NO | 6/10 |
| BALD MEN | NO | 3/10 |
| RED JELLY | YES7 | 7/10 |
| COACOANUTS | YES | 8/10 |
| BLIMPS | NO | 3/10 |
| TREES | YES | THEY DRINK WAYER AND MAKE AIR |
| MAGIC | NO | 3/10 |
| MOTORCYCLES | YES | LIKE A SMALL CAR REALLY |
| HANDGUNS | YES | 7/10 |
| CANS OF BEANS | YES | 7/10 |
| NECKLACE | NO | GARISH 3/10 |
| BRICKS | YES NICE RED COLOUR | 8/10 |
| A CHICKEN WING | YES IF YOU HAVE A LOT | 7/10 |
| INDIANA JONES | YES | HERO |
| CHURCH | YES | 7/10 |
| BAKING STONES | NO | 3/`0 |
| SALSA | YES | 5/10 |
| PRISON | YES | 7/10 |
| FLUERESCENT PAINT | YES | NOLVETY VALUE IS 7/10 |
| GROIN INJURIES (THE BALLS() | NO | A MEDICAL EMERGENCY 1/10 |
| SOUP | YES | 9/10 |
| LIMES | NO | 3/10 |
| A BASEBALL | NO | 3/10 |
| TASTEBUDS | YES NECCESARY TO TASTE | 8/10 |
| A GUITAR | NO | 5/10 |
| SHOOTING STAR | YES NEVER SEEN ONE THOUGH | 7/10 |
| BOB DYLAN | YES | 8/10 |
| DEAD HORSES AND PONIES | NO | 3/10 |
| NINJA TURTLES | YES OF COURSE | 7/10 |
| KIWI SFRUIT | NO | LIKE A LITTLE ANIMAL 1 |
| BANDAIDS | YES | 7/10 |
| MIRRORS | YES | LOTS OF HOURS OF FUN 8/10 |
| OPENING DOORS | YES "A NECCESARY EVIL" | 6/10 |
| MEXICANS | NO | NOISEY AND HARIEY |
| WATERSKING | YES LOOK LIKE FUN | 8/10 |
| VOMIT | YES | 7/10 |
| TROUSERS | NO | TOO MUCH HASSLE 3/10 |
| GRAVY | YES | 7/10 |
| NINJA MEN | YES | 8/10 |
| DRY CLEANING | NO | DON'T REALLY UNDERSTAND HOW IT WORKS 3/`10 |
| WALLETS | YES | 7/10 |
| SILVER | YES | 8/10 A BASIC METAL |
| KIDNEY STONES | NO | 3/10 |
| DEEP-FRYING | YES | FISH, MEAT, ANYTHING 7/10. SPRINGROLLS TOO |
| BEEPING | NO | 4/10 |
| GARLIC POWEDER | YES | 7/10 |
| AMEOBEA | NO TOO LITTLE | 3/10 |
| DRINK OF WATER | NO | 3/10 |
| A BUNCH OF GRAPS | YES | 7/10 |
| VOLLEYBALL | NO | 5/10 |
| SOMERSAULTS | NO | 3/10 |
| KNIFE | YES | 7/10 |
| KOALA BEARS | NO | 4/10 OR IF THEY ARE ON THE GROUND 7/10 |
| AMERICANS | NO | SMELL LIKE CHEESE 4/10 |
| CURRY | YES | 7/10 |
| SINGALONGS | NO | 3/10 |
| FALLING INTO A BUSH | YES | 7/10 |
| PAPER AEROPLANES | NO- HARD TO MAKE THANKS | 3/10 |
| BAGS | YES | 7/10 |
| PAWPAW | NO | YUCK 2/10 |
| LOAVE OF BREAD | YES | FRESH BAKED 7/10 OR LESS |
| PARACHUTE | NO | 3/.10 |
| CORAL | YES | 7/10 |
| GELATO | NO | 3/10 |
| WALNUT | YES | 7/10 |
| SAFEWAY | NO THEY ARE NOT THE FRESH FOOD PEOPLE THERE WAS MAGGOTS IN THE EGGPLANT I BOUGHT THERE THANKS | 1/10 OR MORE LIKE NOTHING |
This IS A WORKING SOLUTION FOR YOUR DOG, DONT THORW HIM IN THE RUBBISH!!! HE's OK. WITH MY HELP
Here are some of the pictures I have taken with my camera...
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